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Your daily reminder that everything you like about life is a market inefficiency...
That said, this guy is gonna beat the recession.
I have never heard the phrase "everything you like about life is a market inefficiency" before, and I think it is simultaneously horrifying and accurate and my life is now a little worse. I don't know what to do with this info, but I feel I need to share it
It verges on infohazard, but what doesn't these days?
well, i have, at least a similar phrase: "the goal of life is death. so why don't we all just die already?"
i think it hits in a similar vein, and the answer/solution to the riddle is probably gonna be similar somewhat.
He's beating something alright
Or at least beat it during the recession