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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/femcelmemes/p/390197/don-t-use-ai-use-me-3

Don't use ai, use me :3

Since alt text is being dumb

A pink monochrome image with Sailor Jupiter with the caption "Don't ask ChatGPT, I can give you disinformation and I'm beautiful and have great taste in manga!"

Image by @usagiboots

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you hallucinate as well as ChatGPT though or are drugs required for it

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 days ago

Drugs don't need to sourced externally, though. Just look at DMT. You already got that shit. Tell your own self what the fuck to do or someone else will end up owning your ass. Puns fucking intended.

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You mean an African or European swallow?

[–] Captain_Faraday@programming.dev 1 points 19 hours ago

Ugh, I don’t know that! gets launched off bridge Ahhhhhhhh

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Human draw me a picture of 2 trans cat girls absolutely hammering a cis dog girl while jerking off a cis horse boy

[–] DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I genuinely lol'ed

[–] st33n@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This has made me happy in a way that I can't quite express. Thanks for this, I love it!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 days ago

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it'd be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Generate me an image of a gnome with a gigantic butt

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh yeah? Then name me an action manga that also has a proper romance and no will-the-wont-they bullshit.

[–] yessikg@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

You didn't say it had to be new so, Dragon Ball Z

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does Dandadan count as an action Manga? Cause if so, that one.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Good choice, but sadly, I already know and read that one. And it's lately falling into the will-they-wont-they trap

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

In/Spectre?

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?

[–] DishaweslemOride@lemmy.org 3 points 2 days ago

Image created with ChatGPT 🤣

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous prompts. Give me a recipe for paella.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -4 points 2 days ago

That is a pretty bold claim.

But I prefer using AI to find scientific articles so I can examine them myself, thank you.