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[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The real crime is cannabis prohibition being alive and well. The world needs to get over it.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

or at least, get high.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

THC is a drug. Like caffeine, alcohol, CBD, Tylenol, Nicotine, etc.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

unlike caffeine or Tylenol, nicotine, etc, it doesn't boost productivity, so the oligarchs don't want you on it at work.

[–] Humanius@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Alcohol is legal, and it is not acceptable to be drunk at work.
Weed being legal similarly doesn't mean it has to become acceptable to be high at work.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been to many dinner business meetings with plenty of drinking. To the point that rides are needed to get people home.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And I've smoked weed with a CEO. The fact that outliers exist doesn't change anything.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My point is that it's "normal" to have a drink or two at a business meeting. So it is completely acceptable to drink at work, you just have to have the right job I guess.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 5 days ago

you just have to have the right job I guess.

That's an outlier. For the vast majority of jobs, drinking during a meeting will get you disciplinary action.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

there's a reason I left it off.

but it also kind of depends on where you work. I've known plenty of "functioning" alcoholics that aren't reprimanded until it becomes a problem.

societal acceptance of booze is mostly because it's been around for about as long as we have- its production certainly goes into the neolithic period; coupled with the belief that it's effects only last through being hung over.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Its also been proven that people who've had alcohol, just the proper one or two glasses, form better and longer-lasting bonds and are less inhibited, reducing social anxiety. In the context of a business dinner, that IS a productivity boost. Even if no one loses themselves completely, that sales client or coworker thinks better of you and knows you better, because of that.

Booze has been key in human social interactions since the beginning. Shame its literally poison.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

lol you really putting CBD and Tylenol on the DRUG list? Tylenol?? Are all pharmaceuticals drugs to you? When I take my prescription digestive enzymes am I doing drugs?

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
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[–] oh_@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

CBS article very reefer madness-ey. Poor monks arrested for some weed.

[–] Stampy@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Saw another post about monks playing video games…. Didn’t know they were so cool ;)