this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Love the tagline. "making the impossible merely inadvisable"

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be less expensive if the people who gather it didn't mysteriously lose their virginity in the middle of their material gathering trips...

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Send committed sluts to gather the materials. No need to worry about losing your virginity if it was gone already to begin with 😜

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In case you were unaware, in some versions of unicorn lore they're only visible to virgins ;)

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Okay yeah, that complicates matters. A lot.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

"Making the impossible merely inadvisable" - poetry!

[–] dumples@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it lube for unicorns or lube made out of unicorns?

Either way I want it

[–] TheWizardOfOdd@fedinsfw.app 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Both.

Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.

(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)

[–] dumples@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Logging into your porn alt to comment about unicorn lube. What a world we live in

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out, it's both!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are its properties? Is it merely a phenomenally effective lube? Does it facilitate passage through otherwise magical barriers? What's going on there?

From the original post.

Illustration for a new lore article of mine, which... might be the weirdest one I have written so far. I'm not sorry:

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/after-silence-hatwolf/a/unicorn-lube-item

[–] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take 20

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago