I took a shit in the office soap dispenser
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
If you can provide a slide deck on how this improves team performance i’ll let you off
Whatever i don't even work here i just post for the love of the game
If you like this post you’re self reporting as a PMC
Hey man I've been calling out goodposts in c/badposting for years, so if you go after me it's retaliation!
Call it a 2at3 
Dort_Owl is being put on a performance plan.
Look, when you hired me I told you I was a lazy good for nothing and you said it wouldn't be a problem. Also you've yet to match what the Cuteposting comm is paying me and frankly they're offering better healthcare
Lets pick this up in our next one to one. Your contract stipulates your brain is company property as you’ve seen and produced our IP so if you leave we will have to reclaim what’s rightfully ours
Yeah well jokes on you I signed that contract in PISS so every time you read it, you touch my PISS!
ENJOY YOUR PISS HANDS, NERD!
This means your piss is now company property we will need to take all your piss