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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Poor performance, not hitting any KPI’s this quarter we’re gonna have to circle back offline and create a slide deck to share with senior stakeholders explaining why we haven’t met our targets and why our NPS score is in the toilet.

This isn’t a good look for our team and as a result we will have more team building exercises as punishment.

Check your diaries I’ve booked a 10 hour retro with no breaks so we can go over what we can improve for the next quarter where ill take no actions on anything discussed and put tickets in our backlog for the next quarter for the next planning meeting. I dont want to hear any complaints about not being provided a keyboard reduces output we dont have budget for keyboards.

Dort_Owl is being put on a performance plan.

I’ve taken the privilege of setting you all development goals on how we can use AI to increase badposting output I expect 10x posters to become 100x posters we need to ship or I’ll have you all replaced with offshore hamsters

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I took a shit in the office soap dispenser

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you can provide a slide deck on how this improves team performance i’ll let you off