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[–] embed_me@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe the personal account used the same ssh key?

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://xcancel.com/AgileJebrim/status/2047686630656364883#m

I... think this person just might be dense or have brain rot or something. Calling git's branching and merging model an "issue" is a bit of a wild take.

Edit: after browsing their re-tweets a bit... yep, confirmed, non functional brain. They're reposting Fox News and Greg Abbott. πŸ™„

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Making a commit and pushing to a remote repository are two different, completely unrelated, things.

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

GH doesn't allow multiple accounts to use the same SSH key

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Noted and updated.

Sorry, don't often post twitter links, didn't realize it was that simple.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 week ago

Spread the word. Fuck Twitter ❀️

[–] mabeledo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I don’t like GitHub, but this looks like they had someone using an authorized SSH key, but the git client was configured to post some unknown email address. Happens all the time.

Would be funny if they only find out once they have migrated off GitHub though.

[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am begrudgingly moving to gitlab, slowly but surely

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bc I've never heard of that

Now you have ;)

Codeberg isn’t viable for proprietary software

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just dont enjoy it. It feels extremely sluggish, the ui is far more confusing with 100s of menus and weird names, and it doesnt have any basic file hosting for releases which is annoying. There are more but it's basically just lots of annoying little things that are super inconvenient.

I liked it ~5 years ago when it was mostly Git + project management + excellent CI. I agree that it’s gotten really messy since then. Way too many features IDGAF about.