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Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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https://xcancel.com/agilejebrim/status/2047567975515902091

(Not me, just providing the source)

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[โ€“] embed_me@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe the personal account used the same ssh key?

[โ€“] felbane@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://xcancel.com/AgileJebrim/status/2047686630656364883#m

I... think this person just might be dense or have brain rot or something. Calling git's branching and merging model an "issue" is a bit of a wild take.

Edit: after browsing their re-tweets a bit... yep, confirmed, non functional brain. They're reposting Fox News and Greg Abbott. ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Making a commit and pushing to a remote repository are two different, completely unrelated, things.

[โ€“] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

GH doesn't allow multiple accounts to use the same SSH key