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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/37005460

Borders

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Sorry sir, we have to deport you back to your impoverished, war-torn country, because wolves pee on trees”.

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago

That was the best take on the country borders.

[–] idriss@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

A war the CIA started like usual

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

On a more serious note. The issue isn't a demarcation of borders. it is that the enforcement of this demarcation under a dictatorship of the bourgeois overwhelmingly favors the capitalist, who uses those borders as a way to dictate the labor supply and strip rights away from huge swaths of the proletariat. The borders aren't the problem, it is their enforcement, and who that enforcement overwhelmingly targets.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Liberals doing everything in their power to believe that the universe is made of discreet, static, objects. Ah yes, a dog pissed on a rock, which is why my violent border wall is a-ok!

Who wants to resurrect Mao with me, so we can go steal these losers lunch money?

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, we need Stalin and his big spoon for this task.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we just gonna ignore the parts where they cross over?

They do it for the duty free shopping

heh

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

Elk venisons are cheaper that way, y'know.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Humans are supposedly simultaneously imbued with the soul of God and reason, but also are no better than wild dogs!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where the falling angel meets the rising ape

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

Animals are more civilised than Israelis it seems

Not a hard bar to clear.

Gottem

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't there something about how deer still act like the iron curtain exists? Guess we gotta split Germany up again.

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow, it actually is, https://apnews.com/article/f2fbe7d82f2a433493e054a7ddd4caff


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[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't fucking read this "article", it has too many libshit buzzwords. We have to roll all the libs in an iron curtain and throw them off a cliff.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I've read 10 page essays that were less of a slog than this paragraph long piece.

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This time, we will properly unite them back under the FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have literally never heard someone say borders are bad because they "aren't natural". I've only ever heard it the other way around in the social darwinist sense, from liberals justifying racism or xenophobia with appeals to nature.

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's a classic liberal argument tactic. They create a stawman, then accuse it with believing in their incoherent world views. Biggest example is libs blame socialism for capitalism's sins.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Notice how the wolves by Washington don't fly to other countries and steal their land and resouces? Must be nice

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

avoid and respect each other's territory

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

British empire: borders are just lines on a map

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

I am considering myself as a phytoplankton.