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Hey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.
sample #7294 of why a traffic cone would have been a better president
VLC media player?
Better to play everything than get played by everything.
Trump claims he has total control of his bowels after he shits his pants.
But the US president’s claim seemed questionable
But the US president’s claim seemed questionable
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Trump has not even control of his bowels...
Fuck those were my two favorite cargo ships
On Thursday night, Trump told reporters that Israel and Lebanon had agreed to extend a ceasefire between Israel and the Hezbollah militant group by three weeks after talks at the White House.
Hezbollah has not been a participant in the talks
the fuck
Kamala would have done the same but it would be worse somehow /s
Your bitch lost gey over it. While you crying about your bitch, other people are fighting Trump
I should punch a local magat today
Yes, bonus points for punching one with a swastika tattoo
Maybe don't go around punching people
Mind your business
I feel like it is perfectly reasonable to advise someone to not assault random people
You are just as bad as the MAGA die hards
I didn’t ask for advice
If that bothers you, you shouldn't be posting.
lol
Trump is not a Source. I wish journalist's would understand that.
They do, they just won’t do their jobs
Us blockading it too has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and I live in America so I see stupid shit daily.
YOU CAN'T HIT ME IN THE BALLS! I'LL JUST HIT MYSELF IN THE BALLS!
Calling it "childish" is too generous. Children aren't this stupid.
He doesnt even have full control of his bowels
we let them have those cargo ships. we have complete control!
iran just reported 34 of thier ships had escaped the blockade.
One for each felony Donald has been convicted of.