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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

approximately ±100 years

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never not put off until tomorrow what you can be today.

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Precariously balancing sometime between the Theia Collision and Heat Death of the universe, while focusing entirely on the now.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I like what you've done with the timeslot

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A meat sac filed with electricity and anger

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Are you one of those loot boxes at the supermutants' lairs?

[–] allywilson@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

sounds like a date

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago

I wish I knew. Let me know if anyone figures it out!

[–] Geki@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't eaten since later this afternoon.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

You will have understood this assignment.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

In a time prison forced to live through predestined events alone until the end of time itself.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Always in the moment. No past, no future. Linear time is an illusion.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Me, a quantum intellectual

[–] Alcyonaria@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

livin the moment

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xia@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

...he said, days ago.