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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

"What do you mean other countries have different types of germs and viruses and I am not immune to them? Surely those customers are all crisis actors!"

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

It's so funny when USians pull this number, considering how abysmal US food quality is. Not that it's not also fucked and funny when Europeans pull it, but come on, your food makes your hearts burn.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

american food safety is so wild.

the highest level of consideration is given to make sure nothing during the final preparation process can contaminate the most abysmal, low quality garbage that is going to fuck up your insides already.

the fact that a health inspectors report will grant an "A" to any Burger King is so instructive.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Amerikkkans look up rate of food poisoning in amerikkka then look up rate of food poisoning in Europe challenge. People in glass houses should not throw stones.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No one in Amerikkka is throwing stones when they got 2A!

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Amerikkkans wash their eggs, removing the natural antiseptic layer that prevent most diseases from contaminating it. Therefore they have to keep them in the fridge, while Europeans can keep them at room temperature

The more you know about the US the less you understand

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

The beloved Amerikkkan tradition of making everything smooth soulless and corporate

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Or if you put European eggs in the fridge when you get them home, they will last for months! I think the issue must be the farming lobby in the US not wanting to keep non-diseased livestock

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

this was an overreaction to one outbreak of something

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

meanwhile they guzzle lead for free. really inspiring stuff

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

jesus-christ we also don't hate Twitter enough

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably CW for the tweet slur

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Agreed. But it’s rich how they whine about how the other side romanticizes mental illnesses when they do the same for both schizophrenia and cluster B mental disorders.

No, you don’t look like an aura farmer by bragging about being a psychopath, that’s a real problem people struggle with every day.

Fuck Twitter for turning an entire generation into Perfect Cell sounding headasses.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] meatballs12345@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The old internet rule, but for redsails instead of XKCD

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Honestly, the number of travellers I meet who are terrified to eat anything outside of a very narrow range of what they consider safe food is depressing. Even westerners who chose to travel are chauvinistic when they do it

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

beanis: “Here, try a dahl dish! I am delicious!”

grill-broke: “Disgusting! This isn’t a chemical-treated hamburger!”