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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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A giant sea monster arises from the depths of the ocean to swallow up the capsule and recovery team.

‘Tequila’ - by The Champs plays

[Helicopter view of the whirlpool in the middle of the ocean as it fades to black]

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The recovery team for Artemis had the chance to do something really funny for the cost of a few monkey masks. Missed opportunity monke-return

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

2026: A Moon Odyssey

A monolith appears in the capsule and opens the portal to the other dimension. They all enter and become star children, but unlike Dave, it is not a metaphor for some form of transcendence. They are just made into ghostly fetuses that just float around. It becomes a psychological horror as they spend their time haunting their families and the members of NASA control.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: