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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The greatest realization of the stock market was learning it was how people felt and no real mathematical decisions or even educated guesses. "President Trump woke up with a headache today and took Tylenol for it." Tylenol stocks skyrocket No logic, just reactions.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 points 37 minutes ago

I realised this a while ago, and it's frankly baffling to me that anyone can pretend it has any direct relationship to how well a company is actually performing. It literally doesn't matter how well a company is performing, if people buy the stocks the price goes up, if they sell the stocks the price goes down. There is no other factor that matters.

The fact that people buying and selling usually correlates with a company doing well or poorly doesn't actually mean those two things are inherently connected.

See also: GameStop

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

so many of my friends work in brokerages. It’s actually really sad how many millionaires calling them acting like the entire world is ending at 2 am. Every single fucking day.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When you have money that's all you're worried about it appears as well.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Yup. Apparently winning isn't really winning.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Stock market is just rich people gambling a small portion of their generational income.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you ignore all of the retirement accounts.

[–] Frost752@crazypeople.online 5 points 6 hours ago

the top 10 percent hold about 93 percent of U.S. households stock market wealth, retirement accounts make up a relatively small portion actually

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago
[–] BrinkBreaker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 17 hours ago

Didn't like how the line was going back in time

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 1 day ago

Ok that is neat.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 106 points 1 day ago

My preferred version:

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 121 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well yeah. The market is just an aggregation of sentiment of traders. It hasn't been a reflection of value in ages.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can you imagine if shares, were for sharing profits with the best workers of a company?

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Not quite the same sentiment, but a system of “codetermination”, as followed in Germany and in Elizabeth Warren’s proposals, would make it so worker votes would have a controlling stake in large companies. It’s not a share of profit, but it means they can override unhinged decisions in the boardroom.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If shares were for sharing, that would be reflected in the name somehow.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, I guess so. Well at least I have my Asset.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Be sure to hold onto it tightly as you spread those checks.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago

Hey, I would like a share of your ass. too, don't be hoarding that!

[–] krisevol@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

They are. Manny companies have share offers or share bonuses with their workers.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would you like to share some with the class? Cause personally I am tired of bonuses being credits to the company store.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If by "traders" you mean "the ruling class" then yeah

[–] zzffyfajzkzhnsweqm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It never has been anything but that. "Value" is just a sentiment of a trader. Probably by definition.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It didn't used to be. When it all first started, before the exchanges and before it got very easy to trade, a share was literally just a portion of the company. Directly tied to its value.

Then we got all "efficient" and fucked it right up.

Shares are still just portions of a company.

What was company value back then? What determined it? Price or value of the company was just what buyer was willing to pay for it. And it still is...

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I do believe in bull-markets. I do, I do!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago

This is just textbook the last 50 years of western SE.