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[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

Hilarious.. man interfering in foreign election accuses others of interfering in foreign election.

Fuck off JD.

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 25 points 1 day ago

Every accusation is a confession

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where were you when Russia made bomb threats while everyone was voting in the 2024 election, Vance?

[–] TwodogsFighting 15 points 1 day ago

He was at home, fucking his couch.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's nothing remotely oniony about this. Couchfucker would absolutely do this in any situation.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago

There's no need for the "would" he already did it by endorsing a candidate.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

Vance accuses EU of ‘foreign interference’ in upcoming Hungarian election while interfering in upcoming Hungarian election – Europe live

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Get fucked loser.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Go molest a couch „JD“.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Weren't we supposed to be handling our own problems JD? What's the matter too much time now you've been locked out of the cult?

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Pretty black fucking kettle Vance is holding.

I takes one to know one.