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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They float up to heaven to become stars

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Like the famous gas planet pluro

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are forever lost in time, like tears in the rain kitty-cri

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

tears in the cicada rain

[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

unfortunate side effect of physics

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No silly, you've got to put them under your pillow for the fart catcher to collect

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

boohoo ive just been letting them off at work, and on the bus, and at the park, and at the supermarket, and at home on the couch, and at home on the toilet and nobody has told me NOT EVEN ONCE that I'm meant to be keeping them for the fart collector

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

floats around as a miasma until it gets inhaled and recycled into a new fart.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ass-thma but its in your ass.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also have asthma in my ass it's why farts come out so dry and coughy

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My butthole was wheezing so I had to use my rescue inhaler.

Albutterol…

kelly

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on the kind. Some go back in. Some go to Australia

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

lol get bullied

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

"You're too late, the fart isn't here anymore, it's flown away, it's everywhere now. There's a whole atmosphere just waiting to disgust you."

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ubi sunt flatulentiae gentium?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Ahahaga yees

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

theyre lighter than air, so theyll go up in the atmosphere and then dissapate into outer space

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

You sure they're lighter than air cos idk mine seem to hang around

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You eat them! 😋 yummy

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

into your nose. when you smell them, they go away

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean does a fart ever truly leave you

Well someone else can take it on, like a curse, by smelling what you dealt

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

They get breathed in by surrounding people and recycled into new farts.