theyre lighter than air, so theyll go up in the atmosphere and then dissapate into outer space
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They float up to heaven to become stars
They are forever lost in time, like tears in the rain 
tears in the cicada rain
"You're too late, the fart isn't here anymore, it's flown away, it's everywhere now. There's a whole atmosphere just waiting to disgust you."
heaven
Even the naughty ones? 
unfortunate side effect of physics
into your nose. when you smell them, they go away
I mean does a fart ever truly leave you
Well someone else can take it on, like a curse, by smelling what you dealt
Ubi sunt flatulentiae gentium?
Ahahaga yees
floats around as a miasma until it gets inhaled and recycled into a new fart.
Mi-ass-ma
Ass-thma but its in your ass.
I also have asthma in my ass it's why farts come out so dry and coughy
Depends on the kind. Some go back in. Some go to Australia
But that's where I am 
oopsie
lol get bullied
No silly, you've got to put them under your pillow for the fart catcher to collect
ive just been letting them off at work, and on the bus, and at the park, and at the supermarket, and at home on the couch, and at home on the toilet and nobody has told me NOT EVEN ONCE that I'm meant to be keeping them for the fart collector