Go through their immense archives and collections. You'd need multiple lifetimes to get through it all.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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I'd spend the rest of my life trying to uncover every secret I can.
Imagine how many secret passages there must be...
Spend forever staring at (maybe even touch) the art.
And
Investigate if they really do have an assassin group.
Stuck how?
There are no border checks between the Vatican and Italy.
You’re persona non-grata and will be arrested if you enter Italian territory.
The fuck did I do?
Publicly broke spaghetti in half before cooking them too much.
Nobody can stop me!
Have a criminal lack of imagination :p
You were a member of Passione who defaced the colosseum and ordered pineapple on Pizza. Your plea deal stipulates that you’re required to remain in The Vatican so that your soul can be saved.
Mentally ramble to myself every time I hear them chitchatting, on how their Latin sounds broken. (Ecclesiastical Latin tilts my brain into misinterpreting it as Italian.)
…can I drink their booze and read their books? If yes, I'd probably be doing that.
Well I'm about to be a pain in their asses on the topic of queer liberation.
Well, fortunately, I already know Latin.
Focus on my pasta cooking skills and take them to a legendary level.
Read all the books in the secret library.
Open a brothel.
Support this brothel
Hang all the pedos. There'll be a lot of swinging dicks.
I fail to see the difficulty in this.