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[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who let Windows onto a space ship?

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There weren't any Doors OS available

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

come on baby, light my fire

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 54 points 2 weeks ago

It came true

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s fucking email. This problem was solved in 1988. Why do you need Outlook to begin with?

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every government or bigcorp employee I've ever met does not know the difference between the software Outlook and the concepts of both email and digital calendars

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I spent weeks on the phone with clients asking them to enter their email password at a particular step. Every one of them would say they didn't know it or forgot it, which would then prompt me to go through the password reset process.

Then one client said, "You mean my outlook password?"

For each client after, I said to enter their Outlook password, and everyone knew it from then on.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 weeks ago

To ask Sloppilot if the moon is fake.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The original RFC for SMTP is forty-six years old.

There are zero valid reasons to use micro$lop for a space mission. 98% of Lemmy users could have built a more robust solution at 1/1,000,000th the cost.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the point was to blow money doing the thing we did 60 years ago.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh. Well. Then well done.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine going to space and still having to use outlook.

[–] misk@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Happens all the time on my work computer. It’s amazing that this hasn’t happened earlier, makes me think they didn’t really practice this thing much.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

There's this one software we have to use for our emergency response and it's buggy as hell. Crashes on opening on phones, tablets, even the PC application. The browser version only works marginally better but is slow and can take minutes to pull or submit single queries.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

"you're holding it wrong, assholes"

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

play stupid games win stupid prizes

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if they’re trying to use outlook. I think Microsoft are replacing it with outlook so might have some bugs. Unless they’re using outlook of course, that might be the issue. They should try outlook, that’s a much better and lighter experience.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a late April fools joke?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

No, unfortunately I think microslop is here to stay.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah man, it would be hilarious if it’s just copilot not being able to connect to ms and it getting stuck there.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

For a tool that's designed to do exactly one thing, it's astonishingly bad at it.

[–] Sunshine@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Should have been using Betterbird.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

So ... everything works about as good as they can possibly expect it?

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago