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[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 17 hours ago

probably the outlook code was vibe coded kek.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Vibe coding, baby.

Legit endangering our brave spacefarers.

[–] me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

In fairness I don't think Microsoft designed them to work in space. Maybe it's their internet connection?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Telemetry was not designed for such pings, which messes up everything else.

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Houston offered to remote into the computer to fix lt

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Gonna be some serious ping times.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

They're still in low earth orbit so not really

[–] me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago

Yeah that makes sense that they have a workaround to fix it but I guess people gotta use a clickbait title to hate on MS.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every time Microsoft does an update, they reduce functionality. Basic functions like print, search and file storage get moved into sub-sub-sub menus. The point of this is to make room on the main screen for ads. Screwing up your work flow gives you more time to look at them. This is intentional.

They updated onenote today on my work PC and changed all my checkBOXES to CIRCLES. WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THAT as you can see I'm still pissed. Fuck microslop

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago
[–] PK2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Product working as designed.

[–] Noam_Calhoun@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

*Microslop Outlook

[–] cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

'you have two outlooks inside you, neither work and it will grow'

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 118 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Why the fuck would you use windows in mission critical spaces.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Uhhh so they can see where they are

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

To have a nice Outlook on things

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

So they can rest while the Copilot handles stuff for a while

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All of this will surely give them the Edge they need for this mission.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re going farther from earth than any human ever has. That makes them Explorers

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just hope they don't Paint themselves into a corner

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luckly space has no cornes, it's not an Office

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

The Windows must withstand Micro soft-impact meteors

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (11 children)

You wouldn't and they didn't.

The article has just failed to inform the readers (the few that got past the headline), that this was on his personal Surface Tablet and not on anything associated with the mission.

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[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

There was a slight miscommunication at the fabrication stage. The requirement was to include windows and now they are in a windowless tube with two not functioning outlook accounts. Honest mistake, could happen to anyone

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (13 children)

The article leaves out that this was on Commander Wiseman's personal tablet, a Microsoft Surface Pro and not any device associated with the mission.

He sought tech support for internet connectivity issues on a PCD (personal computing device), which is a Microsoft Surface Pro.

The 'Two Microsoft Outlooks' was a description of the issue he was having. The headline is implying that there are two machines running Outlook that don't work.

NASA detected that the PCD was actually on a network. It asked the commander for permission to connect to the tablet remotely so it could look into a problem with the Optimus software. "I also see that I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working," Wiseman responded, per a clip shared by Niki Grayson on Bluesky. "If you wanna remote in and check Optimus and those two Outlooks, that would be awesome."

The source of the quotes and a better article:

https://www.engadget.com/computing/artemis-ii-crew-is-just-like-us-needs-help-with-microsoft-outlook-issues-145230968.html

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The question is do they have a Copilot?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, it could be a disaster.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why do they have any Microslop software?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My question exactly: The computers should be purpose-built, including the operating system.

Why TF aren't they using something like NASA Linux‽

If they made it open source you bet your ass they'd get shittons of free support from the global community! If they're running my software I'd be willing to hop on a call with the command center on any day at any hour!

"Yes, I know it's Christmas but NASA is having some trouble with a systemd script on a space ship that's currently in space..."

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[–] 404found@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No way in hell I would want to go to the moon nowadays. Technology these days is like having two left feet. Especially if AI is involved.

[–] poopkins@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The live stream of the launch was foreboding: low resolution, poor tracking and constant cutouts. It's saddening to see how much worse was is than 1969.

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[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Nice April 1st. I mean that'd be almost as ridiculous as running nuclear subs on Windows, right? Long EOL'd versions at that, eh?

rustles papers

Oh.

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[–] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

The spacecraft that took astronauts to the Moon used the Apollo Guidance Computer, developed by MIT's Instrumentation Laboratory.

Clock speed: Approximately 1 MHz
Memory: About 64 KB total (roughly 36 KB of RAM and 72 KB of ROM)
Word size: 16-bit architecture
Power consumption: About 55 watts
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