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[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

my fellow americans... I'm going to now press the communism button as commanded by my Party, the Communist Party of China

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Hes cancelling the Iran war, hes spending that money on healthcare and education.

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

He's had a concussion and his personality has done a 180 like a backwards Fetterman.

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Hes going to announce everyones Xi bucks will be released for their efforts in posting

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Infrastructure Week

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't he supposed to announce something in like 5 hours?

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

That he's dropping nuclear bombs on Iran?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

my fellow americans… i pissé pant

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Avignon ayatollah

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

"Yes, that 13 year old girl bit my penis. No one has had more 13 year old girls bite their penis than me. Everyone is saying it, I have the most beautiful, lovely, yuge penis that's ever been bitten by a 13 year old girl. It's all Biden's fault that more people haven't had a 13 year girl bite their penis. But we're gonna change that with the big, beautiful penis bill. And I urge, no DEMAND the Republicans pass the bill today or you're a rino. Thank you for your attention in this matter, DJT."

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

trump is a catgorl