I believe that if you defeat a cop in battle then you can take his badge and gun and become the new cop. So its only consistent that if you free yourself while in custody, you are innocent of the crime
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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Step 1 - fart a lot and get them to open the window.
I mean, that’s seems like they should give her that. Fair’s fair.
I agree, it’s basically an extension of finders keepers that if you lose something it isn’t yours
I'm impressed how lightly she managed to get to the ground.
Agreed, she somehow used her hip bone to pivot or something? I thought she was going to go head first but try to hook her foot over the window to ease down
Based
Wonder how long she stays free and how long she stays handcuffed
I think they took like 20 hours to track her down again but they reportedly got her:( I’m curious what she did about the handcuffs too, I don’t think I have anything handy at home that could cut them or file them down efficiently
You can just buy keys.
I actually have a few that I keep in my protest bag.
I also have a couple pairs of cuffs.
Ohh I should order some replicas for my key collection
I would imagine having a less than honest friend with bolt cutters would suffice with at least bringing your hand usage back, then from there you can try to find something else later on.
A good set of bolt cutters could definitely go through the bracelet part, too.
Note to self: figure out which of my friends have bolt cutters
What I saw was that she was found with cuffs still on