Time for a game of chonkers!
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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How would white take out the Boss?
You have to wait for its movement to line up and then jump it and land in the hole in the center three times.
But also you have to take care of its minions, because if their minions get king they can go back and heal it, and to make it even more difficult when the master piece is on its last life, it can respawn its minions.
1, buy white paint.
2, call in a favor to someone who works at a steel forge that makes blank gears of unlimited size.
source- https://www.r-kind.de/en/produkte/scheiben.html
3, ask (pretty please) if you may keep it just in case Pog comes back and you need a winning slammer!
I'm pretty sure if you need a crane to deploy your pog, then nobody's gonna play with you.
This looks like shotgun chess
But seriously: chess, but a larger grid and some pieces need multiple squares. Wouldn't that add more strategy?
Or just blow up the scale so every piece is 45lb. Work out both the mind and body
I once thought it'd be a good idea to combine Frisbee with checkers. But no way I was going to buy that many Frisbees.
Checkers: Hernia Edition
Now I have the announcer from DCC in my head.
"B-B-B-B-BOSS BATTLE!!!"
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who’s to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we’ll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
"The memes, Jack!"
Brought to you by Steve Jackson Games.
Looks like something out of Valkyria Chronicles...
Though with fewer waifus.