For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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my what?
your Blinkenlights fluid. Not to be confused with blinker fluid
Is that a thing of beauty or what?
Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm
Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.
I caught a virus :(
Every guy thinks he needs a Magnum.
Or
?
Hide a pihole inside that.
Genius as fuck!
I want a pi(e) in my hole too.
I've got your 3.14 inches right here.
DD
Double Density
Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.
OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut
I thought that was our little secret :/
No more dusty packets
That's a big one too, should catch lots of malware in that!
Doesn't work with asbesddos
Your WAF is giving me a WAP
Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?
What percent of viruses does it block?
99.9999%
With the identical uptime (free of charge)
After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.
I wanna see your firewall
Fancy new Wet Ass Filter
Nice. Now you can't reach the Internet.
NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.
Basically my life motto.
Any any that mofo
See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.
Somebody please help that poor black cable, it's not a 90 degree connector D:
Truly zero config WAF
Post your git repo for this amazing tool!!
Still, not affected by ../