For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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my what?
your Blinkenlights fluid. Not to be confused with blinker fluid
Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm
Is that a thing of beauty or what?
Hide a pihole inside that.
Genius as fuck!
I want a pi(e) in my hole too.
I've got your 3.14 inches right here.
DD
Double Density
Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.
I caught a virus :(
Every guy thinks he needs a Magnum.
Or
?
Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.
OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut
I thought that was our little secret :/
No more dusty packets
That's a big one too, should catch lots of malware in that!
Doesn't work with asbesddos
Nice. Now you can't reach the Internet.
NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.
Basically my life motto.
Any any that mofo
Fancy new Wet Ass Filter
Somebody please help that poor black cable, it's not a 90 degree connector D:
After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.
Truly zero config WAF
Post your git repo for this amazing tool!!
See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.
What percent of viruses does it block?
99.9999%
With the identical uptime (free of charge)
Your WAF is giving me a WAP
Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?
Still, not affected by ../