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Or Maybe they just prefer their avocados a bit skanky IDK
no this is a managerial decision. close is a simple concept (like 'bigly money') that the managerial class can understand. so they put it close
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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As someone who's had to design graphics with a manager backseat driving, yes.
Are you sure you want 300 characters on a business card? It wont be legible. Yes, I know it looks big on the screen, it's called zo... oh okay. And a boat in the background? But it's for an event without boats. Yep. Okay. It represents freedom and people will understand? There's your boat.
A month later someone posts a worst business card top ten list for likes and everyone blames the designer.
Yeah I think they just didn't want their brand name next to the rotten avocado.
They could place the avocado in the middle, so that it is close to both while still being "correct"
Or halves of avocado on each side
Also why wouldn't you put the avocado between the words. Looks weird off to the side like that.
your eyes follow left to right and the avocado is the focus, so it's first.
Fuck you with your logic and your reasoning
evidently.
AI possibly?
So... I'll just use ordinary zipper bags.
This Monday!
Monday!
Monday!
Heat Seal vs Zipper go head to head in the ultimate wrestling match!
Be there or be square.
Maybe they're being honest? That's what happens to avocados when you put them in those plastic bags.
The product is a vacuum sealing machine. Since oxidization is the reason avocados turn brown, storing one with very little air should help a lot.
maybe its really bad at removing the oxygen
so bad, it adds more than there was previously
*Graphic Designer
Sorry, I had to.
Itz my passionz
Haha, took me a minute to see
A whole minute?
Took me an hour
See what?
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ANNIHILATED
Or, now hear me out, I can use the ziper seal anyway and save 80 bucks on an appliance I'll never use.
You can't get a good vacuum seal with a regular ziplock bag.
Food will last longer properly sealed.
I've never needed to keep an avocado long enough to require vacuum sealing, but if keeping food fresher longer is important to you, a vacuum sealer will do better than a ziplock.
i mean you can get a pretty decent vacuum by just sucking the air out of a regular plastic bag, twisting up the loose end, and putting a separate clip on it. Plus that's way more reusable.
Avos are like people, even tho some look fine on the outside there is brown shit inside.