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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No excuses? I can't get high off paying rent!

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That makes it pretty clear where you’re going to have to start cutting corners…

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

🎵 We're not gonna pay 🎵 we're not gonna pay 🎵 we're not gonna pay 🎵 last week's lease!

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

We are pretty much just circles at this point.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can’t spell crack cocaine without CAN

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Also can't spell "here's a massive amount of cocaine" without "Herman Cain"

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: crack smoked me :3

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

In Soviet Russia...

[–] Levsgetso@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I unironically motivate myself with this quote sometimes

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah so it must be the crack that helps them make money.

This post inspired me to get addicted to crack.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Rise and grind!

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Suck dat cock
Smoke dat rock

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm going to give you the same advice my dear great-grandmother Francine gave me back in the 90s when I made a naughty joke about about Michael Jackson's proclivities for young boys...

YOU WRONG FO' THAT