this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Mormon Jesus (well, I think, that's the only group I've seen using this) painting has an understandable reaction.
How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?
Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?
Yes.
I hate that I know what you're talking about
The Aristocrats!
This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??
Nah...
Tiddies