this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago
[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 5 points 17 hours ago

Image saved because necessary

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

Mormon Jesus (well, I think, that's the only group I've seen using this) painting has an understandable reaction.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

I hate that I know what you're talking about

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] pubquiz@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

The Aristocrats!

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??

Nah...

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago