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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

I hate that I know what you're talking about