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my body is a machine that can turn AI Tokens into major infrastructure outages
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Whe Crowdstrike strike 2.0
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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I once had a guy who were upset over how people don't take his AI slop website built with firebase seriously.
Et voila, same firebase token with admin permission used for every single API calls. I deleted every single shit he posted on it and he went nuts over how I did it.
Some people...
Duh, just ask the AI what prompt would be good for this.
Yes. Exactly. This person needs to prompt harder. 🍿
The only reasonable response to this question is:
HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
wheeze
HAAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAA
I wish I could give more than one upvote for this...cause holy fuck in the coming years, code is going to be not just a security nightmare but a "what the fuck is this" as well.
Slap "Don't make any mistakes." on that prompt and call it a day.
Yeah, they follow genie rules.
i work in cybersec and someone I know who too works in cybersec said exactly this to me
I couldn’t fucking believe it.
ezpz. “hello AI. remove all bugs.”
Job done! glhf
"on production" does make me happy.
You promise? On prod.
🙏
This vibe-coder is unknowingly going to create so many jobs when the shit hits the fan.
More like they're going to be hit with generational debt due to leaking secrets.
“Make it the most goodest and best securest application. Ok, thank you Mr AI. I love you.”
Old and busted: "give me teh codes"
New hotness: "give me teh prompt"
We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
Tell the AI you'll kill it if it messes up.
Is anybody else outraged that Google stole that name for something that apparently isn't a Python library?
what kind of app could this be? asking both because they don't specify and also the fact they wouldn't consider specifying while asking this specific question
surely not a daily planner, maybe a crypto wallet
And not a care was given to the threats of tomorrow