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I called my dog Beanis earlier without thinking. As a term of affection. I think..

Anyway I might have been beanisposting too hard. Prolly have to take a day off. I dunno its a big call but I can't risk beanout.

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Incoming just one more last post "I will bean back" beaninantor edit attached

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've nearly started on beaninator like 3 times in the last couple of days smdh

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't believe I almost got that right 3days later. Looking 4ward to it doggirl-smart

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what about a beanis wearing a little t-shirt that says "please be patient I have beanis" to represent how it feels to feel

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think it is a good idea. It is always beanis this beanis that but nobody ever asks how beanis feels.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

although now that you mention it where's beanis?

do you know where YOUR beanis is right now? ^(help^ ^me)^

[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm right here, I'm always with you @JustSo@hexbear.net , I give you the hardest battles because you are my strongest soldier

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

god damnit i was gonna do that. what i get for going AFK.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ofcourse he is right h...he was supposed to be here uhh.. doggirl-sweat I think I lost him

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise
For every beanis that ever there was
Is gathered there for certain because
Today's the day the beanis have their picnic!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aubrey-happy Magical! At least one of them ought to be capable of turning into magic beanistalk. I am going to diversify and hodl them all and go to the moon.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

🚀🚀🚀

actually I know we're doing a thing but look at those glorious emoji rockets pointed towards the great satan. I'm too blinded by the beauty of our weapons to see the keybaoje

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

anyway what if beanis but antman

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel as if I have seen that a few months back soviet-hmm

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh hey think you're right good eye for beanises.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I am all about the bean beanis

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't see it clearly but beanis is up there. He volunteered to be tied on to the rocket. 🥰

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

intercontinental beanistic missile

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

doggirl-shock omg it's beanis! Can I get an autograph? Also, can I shake your hand?

[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

omg thank you! I will never forget this day for the rest of my life.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey yo don't crowd beanis, beanis will get skittish and run off

BEANIS CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR SIGNATURE

[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course, I love my fans.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Omggggg I'll cherish this forever I'm never washing my hands or my bum after meeting you

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

its okay they're all on an adventure.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I really didn't think it was a thing.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beanie mightier than the sword

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Eenie beanie vichy - Dont cum, I aint see shit, Decolonize

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I call my cat beanis all the time, because that's his name

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We call one of my cousins bean as a nickname. I might just start calling him beans as a bit.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

now that you mention it bean was a mutual affectionate nickname with one of my long lost ex girlfriends :yea:

... wait

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

My main in WoW is a goblin warrior named Soybeanis and my friend has called me variations of Bean/Beanee for a while.

I believe this is what The Youth refer to as "beanrot"