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You're missing at least five (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dremor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Picture of an angry Asterix and Obelix

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] exu@feditown.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please add Login with my own OIDC

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

That'll be 10 extra per user per month.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 1 month ago

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I think you have too many pixels in this picture.

[–] g_blob@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago

You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I’d like to login with 4chan or liveleak or rotten.com. Thanks.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Would prefer "Login with a whistled jaunty lil' tune."

[–] 17lifers@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Pornhub?

Poemhub (if that's a thing)

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Found the Filipino

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

dont forget about log in with neocities

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