sharts ~~shirts~~ that go hard.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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Shirts That Go Hard
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Hard Diarrhea? ...ouch.
Yanking my stick on the toilet light a fighter pilot going full afterburner
Wtf did i just read
That's why they're called "Zoomers"
And I'm all out of wet wipes!
This would be useful in space!
Why on Earth would someone want to wear that? Is it supposed to be funny? I don't get it. It's not even a joke?
want? where did want enter into it.
you wear these when you lost a bet
The joke is he has explosive diarrhea and a boner.
Even better with a she?
If she was wearing a shirt proclaiming she had explosive diarrhea and a boner?
Yes, exactly, adding a whole other layer to the joke.
I get it now. Cuz ogres have layers. And shirts are onions.
Like a parfait
The community is shirts that go hard.
I reckon this fits the bill but I can't picture wearing one either.
True that. I was just a bit baffled.
Wearing this shirt while going through TSA (or soon to be ICE Nazis) screenings at the airport would seem like a possibly appropriate venue.
As a warning?
Or better yet, a promise? 😜
I’d 100% wear that tbh.
Some people are considerate enough to display their red flags visibly
I could see people wearing this at a festival.
Hell yeah. With a "when this cannon goes off, it'll be loaded" belt buckle and my "king of the porcelain throne" grippy socks
Well now you have two problems.
You call them problems.
Time to go on FetLife and see if you can solve both at once
This is the most unexpectedly vile thing I've seen all day.
that's vile? we've got to up our game around here.
😎
HA. Awesome.
BLUMPKIN TIME!