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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 46 minutes ago

Guess my subs never snitched, cuz this is not a core memory I have. Not that none of my classes ever fucked with them. FFS, one of the regular subs we had was named SHEET. You know how easy it is to make that sound like "Mr. Shit?"

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, that type of sub. I totally assumed that from the start like the normal person that I am.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 37 minutes ago

Same. Took me a moment.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago

smdh everyone judging our sandwich choices these days

next they'll be looking down on me for the sex dungeon stuff

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago

He's having a crisis because he just met a talking sandwich.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"So how did the day go as substitute for my class ?"

"I ain't no fucking snitch!"

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Yeah what is this some "summer Lemmy" shit? Spring break stuff? Idk man. Most of Lemmy is older and this is grade school humor

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Do they actually talk? I always assumed the substitute teacher just left notes.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 3 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

My girlfriend, who is an honors teacher, mentioned that substitutes rarely engage in activities beyond following a basic lesson plan or showing a movie. I find it hard to comprehend the necessity of leaving notes, except for serving as a paper trail for the principal.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 49 minutes ago

a paper trail for the principal

I was in a band called that. We mostly played punk, anti-war protest songs, and combinations thereof.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

This reminded me of a block of middle school when our honors writing/literary teacher had to take some leave for health reasons. The substitute had no idea what they were getting into. Tried to talk to us like infants, so he quickly got our ire. Didn't have a very strong resolve and this hadn't gone unnoticed by one of the more snarky, bullish students. One day, the sub tried to relate to us by telling a personal story, one element of which was then turned back on him as an insult. The whole class couldn't help but laugh. We'd destroyed this poor man. Once our teacher returned, she was certainly disappointed, but not entirely surprised either.