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submitted 4 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A vindshield viper

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Die Windschutzscheibe Schlange

A.k.a. the wind shield shlong

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Scheibenzischer?

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

Oke!!

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I am the viper

I vant to vipe your vindows

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Holy shit, I haven't heard that in 30 years

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn’t w get pronounced as ‘V’ in German anyways?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the joke I think.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

More specifically, the joke is our stereotypical German accent when speaking English.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Which becomes even funnier if you try to pronounce it using German pronunciation where v is an f.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The Vinda Viper

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Somebody's been watching Zootopia 2.