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submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A vindshield viper

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Scheibenzischer?

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Oke!!

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I am the viper

I vant to vipe your vindows

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Holy shit, I haven't heard that in 30 years

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

The Vinda Viper

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Die Windschutzscheibe Schlange

A.k.a. the wind shield shlong

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn’t w get pronounced as ‘V’ in German anyways?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the joke I think.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

More specifically, the joke is our stereotypical German accent when speaking English.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Which becomes even funnier if you try to pronounce it using German pronunciation where v is an f.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Somebody's been watching Zootopia 2.