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Something something history rhymes.
Til F-117 would look cool if it wasn't made in Pindostan
fun fact: stealth aircraft hulls have to be computer designed to optimally reflect radar, meaning the F-117 has late 1970's computer graphics. Like Battlezone.
Its okay to admit they're cool. It's part of what makes them such appealing hunting trophies. 


You know, on reflection I was a bit irrationally compelled to swallow the laundry fire story (etc) when we know the boat was paddling towards danger and that damage from enemy incoming gets reported as accidents routinely.
USA haxxing my brain with an "incompetent buffoon" trope that I'm primed to accept. 
imagine getting ambushed on the way to start a war.. cringe L fail worse than setting yourself on fire in the laundry room.
My limit with unsupported claims in this war is that I'm willing to accept the laundry room fire. The Ghost of Kuwait shooting down three planes in a day, bit of a stretch. I fully expect some 18 year-old corn-fed Nebraskan hull technician on an undermanned, undermaintained, overextended ship to not clean out the lint trap properly. I didn't do it well enough when I had a dryer, my apartment complex's laundry room just caught on fire for the same reason, and anyone joining the US military today has a terminal case of dumbass. Yeah, sure, fine- the US military is actually super strong but can't manage a laundromat on a nuclear aircraft carrier.
Yeah this one really doesn't stretch the imagination and is definitely plausible / likely.
Still gonna try to remember that I might have this cognitive blind spot though. I like to think I'm pretty canny so it's embarrassing to realise that I might buy a blatant cover story so long as its self deprecating slapstick comedy.
I want to assume the worst and it serves my interests to do so. But when Iran claims 500+ US casualties in the first days of the war, either I see the body bags in an image I could put on a protest sign or I repeat something that might discredit and humiliate me later. A couple weeks later and that's a claim I can't capitalise on in anti-war activism. War is one of those things where a kind of centrist scepticism is actually valid because both sides have every reason to maximise their gains and minimise their losses. It's just as plausible that the US doesn't want Iran to know its drone hit an impenetrable carrier strike group, but the fog of war means I can't say that and maintain the same kind of reliability that I have when I give an opinion about something scientific. It's too much cost for too little gain that might make me look silly.
Yeah I suppose the important part of the story was that the carrier was out of the fight for the time being, at the most inopportune moment possible. Everything else might as well be noise as far as understanding what's going on in a useful sense.