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Seal strikes ‘Do ya think I’m sexy?’ pose

Jan. 18, 2016,

She sure knows how to “seal” the spotlight! This reclining pinniped struck a seductive pose on the beach in Heligoland, Germany — showing off her sand-covered belly for the cameras.

Photographer Olaf Kloss snapped a few pictures of the sea mammal, who appeared to be enjoying the warm weather, according to Caters News Agency.

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Stupid sexy seal.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Do ya have a moment to talk about the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism?”

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

a seal pushed me, but in french

spoilerUn phoque m'a poussé.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Draw me like one of your french girls

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Hey, sailor!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Humans sexualize everything.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Titian's notorious first draft of the Venus of Urbino

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Boot-ta boot-ta Solo!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

that smug face is giving bojack horseman character ;-;