JFC what a sad cry baby... The other boys didn't wanted to play with him because he's creepy and can't stop looking under the girls dresses, and now he's literally whining about it to the entire world
This is your president, USA!
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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"You're not break up with me! Im breaking up with you!!"
Guy is such a loser, it’s wild how his fan club is incapable of seeing it
I can't WAIT until the narcissist realizes he is at the end of his line, I hope he fails to Hitler himself in some bunker. I hope he is captured alive.
Self Reflection? With 84? From a baby boomer? A rich upper cruster? Dream on
I’ll settle for self infliction.
Unaltered DJT tweets are finally the perfect noncredibledefense tweets. Silver lining I guess
Yup, I hate that I have to upvote this
WE DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP!!??
Omfg this guy is complete basket case
Fascism, where the enemy is strong and weak at the same time.
Usually I take issue with that take, because nobody would be fighting unless they thought they knew a way to win (which implies a weakness even in a strong adversary), but fuck everything, this orange fool can't help but fit every stereotype and definition.
You have gravely misunderstood the point of that phrase
Why do we need help if the job is “done”
This fucking regime, guys. 🫠
He's been so kind and polite to them, too. Ungrateful mofos.
We all forgot to say Thank You.
They didn't even say "thank you" to this
Why did he ask all his supposed allies he has treated like trash for the past year for help then? I thought they don't need help?
Who's the only one who have invoked article 5?
Who?
The USA after the September 11 attacks on the WTC declared war on terror and invoked article 5 of the NATO treaty.
In the two following wars (Afghanistan and Iraq) and the resulting instable occupation of both, many servicemen from other NATO countries lost their lives in service to US wars.
It is also good to remember who created the Mujahideen, the Taliban and Al-Qaeda in the first place, because that's all the US.
And what of Iran? Well the US wanted Mohammad Mosaddegh (the secular and democratically elected leader of Iran) gone, because he wanted to nationalize the iranian oil. So the CIA staged a coup to put the Shah in place, a totalitarian, dictatorial monarch who suppressed his own people so much, that they turned to the only power left that was able to rid them of his tyranical rule: The Mullahs.
All of this, every little bit, is COMPLETELY the US' fault and ALWAYS has the USA been unable to clean their own mess themselves alone.
While it is a dramatisation and takes creative liberties, I still wholeheartedly recommend Charlie Wilson’s War as a way to explain just how the US managed to fuck itself by abandoning the Mujahideen and the Afghan people (and not for the last time) post-Soviet defeat - directly leading to the creation of Al’Qaeda, and therefore the 9/11 attacks.
Plus it has Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, so it’s an easy watch.
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And every time the US shits the bed, NATO gets to smell it.
It's important not to conflate the attack on Iraq with NATO. Not that many nations were dumb enough to follow Bush into that one
Still, many members of the "willing" were NATO members, so NATO servicemen lost their lives for a US war.
Most NATO members weren't part of that 'coalition', and most members of that coalition weren't NATO members. So I think it's at the very least a bit disingenious to try and rub those two things together
Exactly, The Article 5 thing didn't fly, so they created a "coalition of the willing" instead. But that didn't have anything to do with NATO.
Am I really seeing some em-dashes there?
Looks like staffers won't even write this garbage anymore. That is how unpopular he is.
Someone made a Trump AI but forgot to tell it not to use them. His brain is so toast there's no way he had the attention to write all that. It's totally PedoAI.
Woah that's actually pretty telling if he's not even writing this garbage anymore
I do hope he continues with the anti-NATO rhetoric so that Europe is pushed further into the direction of making an EU Army. Inshallah
It's spelled "Eurasia"
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He should ask his Board of Peace members to help him
Iran not cooperating? Send in FIFA!
That’s a good point actually. Surely Milei can spare a couple of guys in a zodiac?
The People's Republic of America has beaten the Iran military into absolute submission and totally demolished any chance of retribution!
We will be continuing this war that we already have totally won! The bombarding of the Strait of Hormuz will continue, until the willingness for unarmed ships to cross it improves!
Posting donald trump posts in this community is like using truffle oil in food
It makes everything 5 times more expensive, and leaves you with a mouldy aftertaste?
I can see how the second part is true, but the first part? It's not the posting here that makes things more expensive, it's the shit trump is doing.
Why doesn't anyone want to help clean up the mess I made?
I can't wait until someone kills this fuck.
In his mind, Israel counts as ”almost every country”
If isreal has its way it soon is the only country in the middle east
Probably listened to his Nazi supporters such as QAnon too much who believe The Jews^TM^ rule the world from behind the scenes. So having Israel on board equals having the entire world's backing by that twisted logic
Now I want to see Obama making this speech.
Putin is strong in this one.
Says the leader of the only country to ever invoke article 5 and take everybody on a useless war for oil…
"L"
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