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Sudo rm -rf .
There's an ancient UNIX copypasta that's basically the plot of this comic, but it's troublingly hard to find the original online.
Here's one version I found: http://www.anvari.org/fun/Web_Tina/CREATION.html
I don't remember "technocrat" being part of the original, but it wouldn't be the first time my recollection has been wrong.
Hahaha that's funny
Don't forget to add the
-vto see the apocalypse unfold in real-time!Alabado sea El Omnissiah.
Thats what this is for:
tail -f earth.log
DOS user detected! In linux you don't need *.*, you can just use *
Maybe he wanted to remove only files with a dot in the name
And if he’s on / (root) on most common distros, there won’t be any dirs with . (dot) in their name. Unless this matches the dot from the cwd, in which case this is the same as “rm -rf /“? Now I’m curious, I don’t often perform operations on the cwd using dot.
At least bash doesn't seem to match it...
gregor@raspberrypi:~ $ ls
bridge navidrome seed traefik
gregor@raspberrypi:~ $ ls *.*
ls: cannot access '*.*': No such file or directory
gregor@raspberrypi:~ $ cat *.*
cat: '*.*': No such file or directory
Right, so then if asterisk wildcards don’t match on . and .. then, in most common distros where there is no dot in any of the top level dirs in /, “rm -rf *.*” in the top level / dir is basically harmless and likely a noop.
So OP is wrong.
God programmed the universe into DOS
This explains a lot.
well, depending on your shell
Which shell interprets * as everything before extension?
Well I’m not necessarily commenting on the *.* but * will skip .files in bash.
Decades ago I ran an "rm -fr *" as root, I thought that I was ~/bin, but I was in /bin. That was a fun lesson.
Production system, first day, did it at / and it wasn’t until I saw /bin scrolling by that I realized my mistake.
Luckily it was a stateless system and a reboop brought it back but i learned a valuable lesson that morning.
I got into this bad habit of trompsing around as root on our dev systems at work because who gives a shit we abuse and reprovision those systems all the time.
But then I find myself at home on one of my home servers or desktops fumbling around as root. Because I don’t want to constantly run sudo. Fortunately nothing bad has happened, bad enough to be memorable anyway, in the last 20 years or so. I guess I’m still pretty careful. Or lucky.
That's not how you remove the French
Well, you can't call yourself a computer expert until you erase your entire drive or make it unbootable at least 3 times.
Well I'm 2/3 the way to being a computer expert (Technically I would be at 3/3 at least, but taking bad updates is a repeate and doesn't include me messing around with stuff)
resizepart 1 128 Instead of 128GiB ...bad day
did that once but instead ran rm -rf / instead of rm -rf ./
Silly god! You just had to chattr -i !
"All-knowing" my ass. Half-baked deity can't even gentoo.