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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

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[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Musk has been promising self-laying eggs for years!

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

chickens don't give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don't really ask.

it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with "hey, free people!"

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very astute observation. Chickens lost ownership of their means of production to capitalism long before humans lost owning their own tools of production.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you let chickens be in charge of their own eggs they will stop laying and try to raise their children.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well don't you need the roster to make them in to baby chickens?

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily, no. Chickens are capable of parthenogenesis, or reproduction without a male, tho it’s fairly rare.

It would probably happen a lot more if we tried incubating all the unfertilized eggs we have them produce every day, but they take longer to mature and are smaller on average than chickens born from sexual reproduction, so it’s not really worth pushing for from a husbandry standpoint.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well but naturally, if you got a hen just laying eggs, what will happen if nobody picked the eggs?

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Parthenogenesis is natural, an adaptation for adverse conditions, typically caused by a specific gene (or genes perhaps, the research is pretty young yet). If it happens and they tend their nest like they want to, it’ll hatch and be female.

Most chickens won’t produce self-fertile eggs at all, and those that can don’t always produce fertile eggs either by my understanding, so most of them will just be wasted. But if you get a specific breed that’s known for it the chances are much higher.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They eat them.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, i grew up on a small farm so i got to see it. Edit: Imagine what humans would do if we didn't have to lay all our eggs for the oligarchs.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Chicken are bred to lay more and more eggs, to the point of exhaustion. This was never a free choice, of course. Neither was it natural.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

people exists anyway

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought we give them food and security from wildlife in return

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

are you being sarcastic, or do you mean it? because if you mean it, oh boy, do i have bad news for you.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't forget extremely limited special edition Eggs

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Goes hand in hand with collectibles. Then random surprises inside the egg, like a loot box.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Great idea, but the makers of Kinder Eggs might sue over that last one lol

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Usually you don't want surprises in your eggs. This changes the whole game!

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Loot ~~box~~ egg

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Now we have to have a merger with AraucanaLtd and Marans&Co

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We could sell hats for the eggs?

egg sweaters!

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Enchickification..?

No, bad thoughts

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Egg ai hallucinations...

  • extra shells
  • infinite shells
  • shotgun shells
  • infinite nesting egg recursions
  • hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
  • you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Infinite nesting egg recursions

So we’re making pearls now??

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

No problem, I always thought eggs were kinda shit anyways. They can keep them

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t like it, but I get it

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Those chickens have to feed their kids, unless we eat them all

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

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