all this should be under the category distraction from epstein moves then the bullet points.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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And it continues...
- Israel now out of or very low on interceptors
- Israel taking so much damage from Iran they're now threatening nukes
- Draft dodger now begging for help from allies he spent months breaking deals and partnerships with and shitting on their previous war contributions
- Draft dodger also begging for help from adversaries such as China and lifts sanctions on Russian oil
- Didn't re-stock oil reserve, gets his muppet couch fucker on stage to blame Joe Biden for gas prices
- Realizes they can't take the Strait back, takes over their island that they use to distribute, now held at a stalemate
- UK leadership calling him out on war being a distraction from the Epstein files
Can't wait to see what other fuckups he makes today.
Oh, Donald...
Just read that Israel is supposedly running out of interceptor missiles, which means any attack of Iran, Hezbolla and others will result in a successful strike.
Iran will have missiles for years to come. I wonder if this ends up in a leopards ate my face for Bibi
You cant beleive anything Israel says. Zero. They are always lying and manipulating.
Absolutely correct, hence the word “supposedly”.
All we know is that the Israel government was asked for a $827 million emergency package to purchase military equipment, just two weeks after the war has started. And Israel did not have nothing to start with, as they have prepared the war for months and are generally well stocked due to the location.
So yeah, even if you can’t believe them what they are saying, this money would have not been necessary if everything was going by plan.
Sources:
If Norway had given him the prize he'd… have done the exact same things.
That fascist bitch from Venezuela "gave" him her prize, so he "has" one. And he's still a dumb fucking moron who did this anyway.
There's so much to keep track of… I'd forgotten about that. lol. So yeah. Exactly. oy.
Right? The rush is in the acquisition - he wouldn’t have been any different 24 hours later. Humans are conditioned to then immediately want the next thing they see, not appreciate the thing they got.
We can now also add to that:
Admonish other 'allies' for not pre-committing their navies to the ... surprise attack.
Within 48 hrs, claim it is the responsibility of every other navy in the world to help you with a military campaign against a target that you claim you've already destroyed 100% of their military.
- lose geopolitical standing
- run out of precision ammo
- need China's rare earths to build more bombs
- switch to 1970 bombs and long ground war
- let Iran break petrodollar by allowing Yuan
- lose reserve currency status
- lose all allies
- trade deficit gets even worse
- Yuan becomes reserve currency
- Wall Street collapses completely
This might be those weeks where decades happen. So many possibilities. It'll be exciting to see what happens, from a distance.
"Uhh... uhh... But woke... and trans children... and groomers... ohh... he was a friend of Epstein..."
honestly, can't believe that an Iran-US war is becoming an Iranian victory, with most of the US supporting Iran.
US was always a paper tiger. the military isn't designed for any sort of war, but designed to funnel public funds to military shareholders's pockets.
"You fool, you just activated my trap card"
Idk, it's possible our military just always sucked but Im more inclined to believe it's just ineffective because the people running it are absolute braindead clowns.
both. it was designed to be a money sink. that's why it's budget is greater than basically all the rest of the world military, but lost a 20+ year war against some of the poorest peoples in the world.
It is incredibly effective against civilians though
Yeah, the US military is only good at murdering brown agrarian peasants. Especially their ground forces; they regularly get schooled in international exercises and they have to tell the OPFOR to take it easy on them because it hurts their feelings to not be the best.
For all the American hate against socialism, the military is our biggest jobs program.
A lot of military is just the massive upkeep, and thats I think where the US shines, given they can export any inflation created.
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It's not quite as exciting, watching it happen from inside.
There have been worse wars but they've accumulated their worseness over a longer period of time. In terms of failures per minute, Epstein Fury is in the lead
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He's a straight up nazi, said that there's something wrong with Arab genetics on national television last night.
And guess what, Iranians aren't even Arabs.
Arabs are his allies lmfao
Arab and Muslim are synonymous terms to most chuds. And 'Muslim' just means 'brown person' to them, usually.
Cue their surprised Pikachu face when the Pope starts advocating for a ceasefire.
As if Nazis care about being correct in their racism lol
I was sure he would find a way to blame Obama for this.
Also if a Russian asset was running this war, the first thing they would do would be to lift sanctions on Russia and force the cost of oil up ...hmmm...
"If a Russian asset"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_purpose_of_a_system_is_what_it_does
If it looks like a duck and starts a war like a duck....
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Worst war even conducted
So far
Mr FIFA world peace prize, with the cup held by hands of starving/dying people
[shits himself]
The way the US is set up, a bad economy makes for unlimited military personnel supply.
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Refuses to admit they need ukrainian anti drone tech. Because you know zelenskyy will make jd say thanks.
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Ah, like an even stupider "Vietnam War".
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