this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Once our good companies have the Iranian oil again, somehow prices will go back to 1990 levels, because that is how corporate profit works!"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NOTICE ME, DADDY TRUMP! NOTICE ME! I AM YOUR MOST LOYAL SERVANT!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The strait is open except for it being closed due to risk of exploding

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Technically open because Iran hasnt yet filled in the strait with a mound of earth to create a salt lake

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Thank goodness that US voters have no idea what fuel and other products cost..............

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Yes, that’s right, it’s the dastardly Iranians that are making oil expensive, pay no attention to the big oil profits behind the curtain.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Smashing my balls with a hammer will actually increasre my sperm count.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

CRYBULLY

A person who falsely claims to be a victim or who feigns emotional pain in order to manipulate, coerce, or threaten others

If you don't fight back, the crybully bullies you. If you fight back, the crybully cries … because you made him feel unsafe.—Daniel Greenfield

—often used before another noun

repeated failure of political nerve to adopt, or even back, an assertive stance against the crybully tactics.—Martin Sherman

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Failure to predict the past is a really exciting degree of incompetence that only comes along a few times in a generation.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

holden-bloodfeast Well, after this spirals into global conflict and we, heh heh, thin the herd for a decade or two, demand should be about low enough for $2 a gallon again

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Did Cramer write this?