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They've been lying to us. If it's big enough to swallow without choking then let uour gastic juice's deal with it it's what therefore

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love to cook a nice hot meal and then put it in the blender and drink it with ice yim yum

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't need to drink your smoothy you just open your gullet and pour it in

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I use a smart funnel to protect my enamel and it is long enough to reach my stomach so like even better. The funnel came with AI and it describes the tastes perfectly.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Teeth are too expensive to wear them out with frivolities like chewing.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's cheaper to puree your food between two Rolex watches. (Like I assume my dentist does)

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I save time and energy by vaping all my nutrition

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Bean juice vape he'll yeah cuz

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pro tip: you can reduce energy in take and lose weight by not chewing. 

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/07/130715134643.htm

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

lean your head back and let it slide down your throat hole like a snek

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once saw a gif of a seagull swallowing a rabbit whole

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd probably puke if i saw that irl

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's one of those "can't look away from a traffic accident" things lol

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And just like traffic accidents, if you rubberneck it causes more rabbits to get swallowed whole by seagulls

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Someone needs to do something!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the chewing is the bit i enjoy though...

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

obama if you like your chewing you can keep it