I once saw a gif of a seagull swallowing a rabbit whole
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I save time and energy by vaping all my nutrition
Bean juice vape he'll yeah cuz
lean your head back and let it slide down your throat hole like a snek
Teeth are too expensive to wear them out with frivolities like chewing.
It's cheaper to puree your food between two Rolex watches. (Like I assume my dentist does)
the chewing is the bit i enjoy though...
if you like your chewing you can keep it
I love to cook a nice hot meal and then put it in the blender and drink it with ice yim yum
You don't need to drink your smoothy you just open your gullet and pour it in
I use a smart funnel to protect my enamel and it is long enough to reach my stomach so like even better. The funnel came with AI and it describes the tastes perfectly.

Pro tip: you can reduce energy in take and lose weight by not chewing.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/07/130715134643.htm
Hooray!