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I was seven years old and was drawing some nonsense when an absolute epiphany hit me. I'm talking secret chord of David played and the gates opened to shine this one very specific seed of True Knowledge into my head. Metaphorically of course.

So, in all of my sudden and true wisdom, I sprinted up the stairs and found my parental unit. With more confidence than a popstar on blow, I proclaimed "Mom, mom! I know why all fat people are short!"

As an adult, I wish I could go to this moment in time and freeze frame my mother's expression.

"They use up all their skin!"

So yep. That's... That's the whole thing and that's the end of the pretentious writing. I was so certain. That memory is so vivid in my head. Just the absolute intensity of that eureka.

To think of every idea as 'first, crappy pass,' instead of 'brilliant.'

I wanted to use AI to read parking regulations and tell you where you could park for how long. I was going to license the technology to Garmin for their GPS devices. This was around 2004.

old bay on jalapeño flavored kettle chips

As a creative thinking inventor (have to say that with Apps. & patenting process ) becoming jokes) trying to break many into the public &
I no longer like to think of the very best things or G.O.A.T.,

so I cannot think of just one. They are all Intersectional & Intertwined,

Some of them (I have them & all the rest on a Thumb Drive, but the thumb drive has malware problem) are as follows:

A brandnew sport, blending of my favorite sport & another related sport into one. It is completely worked-out on computer office software writing file & yet to be tested to prove, as best as I can, without doing damage to members of our species' bodies & minds & I can never go back to that.

A revolutionary USA FootBall Offense-Offensive Special Teams (Field Goal-Punt formations)- one of the most complete inventions I have ever created. It is completely worked-out on computer office software writing file & tested to prove, as best as I can, without doing damage to members of our species' bodies & minds & I can never go back to that.

A revolutionary USA FootBall Defense-Defensive Special Teams (Field Goal-Punt formations)- one of the most complete inventions I have ever created. It is completely worked-out on computer office software writing file & tested to prove, as best as I can, without doing damage to members of our species' bodies & minds & I can never go back to that.

A revolutionary sports playoff system- one of the most complete inventions I have ever created. It is completely worked-out ly worked-out on computer office software writing file, as best as I can do, without doing damage to members of our species' bodies & minds & I can never go back to that.

A revolutionary sports calendar- one of the most complete inventions I have ever created. It is completely worked-out on computer office software writing file, as best as I can do, without doing damage to members of our species' bodies & minds & I can never go back to that.

A collection of practices into one-solution to the immigration/overpopulation/overdensity/Dominate Countries' Interference in Other <More Sane-Weaker & Etc.> Countries' Politics to the Right, through threat of Violences-Harms-Tortures-Wars/Required Steps to- Defeat the Capitalism's Rich-Super Rich Economic Classes-Owners & the collection of practices into one-solution/Capitalism's Rich-Super Rich Economic Classes/Owners making profits off it all & all of that intersectionally & intertwined contributing to- continuing of Capitalism & 'Global Warming'. Practices listed/one-solution on computer office software writing file Obviously cannot be tested in whole, but also obviously been tested in parts by others, where I get them from.

One of those required steps to the collection of practices into one-solution is the improvement on Activism,

A all metal (except way whole thing moves, solar panels & was thinking of using Hydropanels, refrigeration, filtering worn tea & worms transfers between containers), solar powered, water collecting & filtering worm tea before bottling Vermicomposting & traditional composting Machine, as green as possible. It is completely worked-out on paper, scanned into computer software, as best as I can do, without resources to create prototypes & Etc..

A all metal Ag. Sprayer/Watering container, making both easy to use. It is completely worked-out on paper, scanned into computer software, as best as I can do, without resources to create prototypes & Etc..