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No please!!! Don't let anyone from my instance see this!
I don't want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!
Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.
That’s a sturgeon.
That's his problem right there
That's not salmon.
Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I'm no fishologist
Could also be a ctardiologist. But I'm no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.
More like a carpiologist, amirite?
It's best left to the fishisticians to figure out
You motherf-
That's not a real fish, it's a model/statue. There's a loop at the tail end, and there's no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,
It would be limp
Ummm, it's frozen, duhh
Maybe it's frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.
Brought home dinner!
This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, "you kill it, we grill it." This is a whole different set of cooking skills
Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge????
Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers
Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.
I think it's crazy how it got stuck onto the car
That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.
Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)