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[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's not salmon.

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I'm no fishologist

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could also be a ctardiologist. But I'm no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

More like a carpiologist, amirite?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's best left to the fishisticians to figure out

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

You motherf-

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Definitely a sturgeon can't really tell what type but we can assume it is from the unintended states sw we can call it the U.S. Sturgeon General.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this whole post seems fishy.