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[–] kyonshi@piefed.social 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sigh.

Fritz really needs to learn to shut his whore mouth. Can't believe we could have had Habeck instead and got this shitstain.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

mygosh habeck ~

i kinda liked him in a person kind of way.... he also seemed much more honest than most politicians...

(dunno much about him otherwise tho- besides the infamous Bäcker Insolvenz thingy and his party 🎂🎈 >v< )

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He should really lick some eggs

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Wait, so Gaza invaded Israel? If that's true then it was Ukraine that invaded Russia!

I think I get it now, Maduro travelled to New York on his own initiative, and Epstein didn't know Trump.

/S

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Does he think Donald Trump is as much of a victim for having his dick bitten as the underage girl that he murdered for doing it?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] user28282912@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Blink twice if you're compromised by the Mossad! You certainly would not be alone amongst world leaders.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

MERZ
LECK
EIER

[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Israel has the right to defend itself - at The Hague

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 2 months ago

Merz tried calling Sanchez after betraying him to cozy up to Trump but had the wrong number so only left a voicemail. I kid you not, he can't even do basic level diplomacy.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Merz is as much as an idiot as Trump.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That sucks.

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

hahahahahaha