lol. Brain's like, "Oh, here we go, another incel posting... Heh... Hehehehehehe."
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Got you going there for a minute didn't it?
It's almost not touching the dog turd beside it
Touché. Excellent analogy, actually
I don't think OP is getting touchéd at all, actually.
two second rule
Every dog has its day.
How hungry are you really if you won't even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?
How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.
Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there's also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.
I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.
Ew
My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.
You know what? Uncorns your dog
Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.
Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.
A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.
But then the beauty comes in, it's free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while mainting eye contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.
All around good strat. Will corndog again.
For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it
I'm saying, at the very least, it's a cheap laugh
Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.
I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.
Critical.