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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago

Self respect.

[–] alligalli@feddit.org 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: these are a limited edition, and every color combination is unique

And there are websites who track them:

https://www.golfharlequinregistry.com/registeredcars

[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So when you register this car what color do you put down that it is?

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I genuinely find the look of this endearing

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[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a middle aged white dude with some serious dad bod. That's what

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But this is perfect distraction from that fact! You simply must give it a whirl! Your kids will either love you for it, or get as far away from you as possible in shame - either way, you win!

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Why would I want to distract from my dad bod?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hex123456@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought I was looking at this at first…

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago
[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I don’t wanna

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

color vision. I don't want to look like a paint sample collection.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Budget and skill. In reality a bona fide attempt from me would probably end up more like this:

I don’t have the ridiculously oversized sword to complete the ensemble.

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The fact that I don't want to

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Every Google app

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

I'm a 50 year old man with functioning retinas...

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Me being a man. So clothes shops go "you will wear grey, maybe black, some blue and fugly green. Go on, chop-chop"

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a man, I buy all my clothes online and don't let anyone tell me what I should or should not wear. I'm not here to fit some preconceived stereotypes,or conform to expectations.

Stores sell "mens" nail polish in camo colors, but guess what they will let men buy the pretty colors as well, and they work just as well on male nails as female.

Dress how you want.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Is it sad my brain saw "Nail polish in camo colours" and immediately thought of tartan paint, wondering how they got the colours to not immediately mix.

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Good taste?

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not a 1996 Volkswagen Golf

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I can't afford to own that many clothes. That fanny pack alone could buy me a thousand pairs of socks at the dollar tree. Probably a few dollar trees. I would be surprised if one store alone had enough socks stocked. I could change my socks 3 times a day for a year or once a day for 3 years and never have to wash any socks.

[–] nemith@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Lawsuit from google trademark office.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It hits different on a giant bearded man.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not into big jackets. I got hot really easy and get exasperated with my own clothes.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Looks like a Ross store exploded in 1988.

And the only thing keeping me from dressing like that is that I do not own any of those articles of clothing.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don't desire to look like a child ate a whole pack of crayon and then threw up on me?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

taste and dignity

[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That matters less than you think

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

You not linking where to get stuff like this

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I work from home, so I'd just be sitting in this colorful weird outfit and showing it to my dog and cats.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I'm broke and its not my vibe anyway

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live in a place with short and mild winters, so I can only realistically wear that many layers in two separate weeks where it gets freezing. I do wear similar colorful stuff but only as a second layer (jacket, hoodie, or sweater).

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[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I love myself too much to look like a clown.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, lets jusr say, my peanits

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Ringling Brothers, most likely.

[–] SooperGoose@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago
[–] axx@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not employed by the circus

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